I'm a software engineer that spends far too much time poking at computers to see what happens. In the past I've written software in C/C++, Assembly, Perl, Python, VBScript, VB, Java, etc but these days I tend to stick to the .Net stack and mostly focus on writing distributed web systems. Clouds! Massive scale! All that jazz.
In my spare time I also run a small company, Ask The Masses which lets you get fast feedback, from real people, on designs, photos, or just about any kind of image comparison.
You can find me on Github, or StackOverflow. And when I'm not doing all that I'm being snarky on twitter, gaming, or spending far too much time and money board gaming.